GET
TREATMENT
FOR
20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity
to earn 100k and
goes to the clinic…
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”
man: “Nurse, bring medicine from
box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”
man: “Congrats, your sense of taste
is
restored. Give me 20k” The annoyed
lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember
anything”
man: “Nurse, bring medicine from
box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You
gave
this to me last time for restoring my taste”
man: “Congrats. You got your
memory back. Give me 20k”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then
comes
back a week later determined to get back
100k.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”
man: “Well, I don’t have any
medicine for
that, so take this 100k”
Lawyer (staring): “But this is
20k, not 100k”
man: good your sight is back oya pay me 20k.