Fun And Jokes[Stubborn Wife]

Two million copies of a book was sold in one day due to a spelling mistake; HOW TO CHANGE YOUR ‘WIFE’. The correct title was; HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE What an interesting world. Are wives that troublesome? # Happy Sunday Advertisements

Spoilt Kids Of Today[Fun And Jokes].

Today’s kids are so spoilt that they don’t know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons: 1.Crying after being beaten. 2.Not crying after being beaten 3.Crying without being beaten 4.Standing while the elders are seated 5.Sitting while the elders stand 6.Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.…

Fun And Jokes[New Baby]..

JOKE UPDATE A baby was born by a couple and for about 5 yrs the baby was not able to talk. Oneday it came to pass when the baby started talk. The first name the baby mentioned was ‘un un uncle ‘and his uncle died that same day. The next name the baby menioned was…

Fun & Jokes[Big Secrets].

A boy is told by a classmate that every adult has at least one big secret and that it is easy to blackmail them by saying: I know the whole truth. When the boy comes home he decides to test this, so he goes to his mother and says: I know the whole truth. The…

Fun And Jokes[Man And Ghost].

“A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in the taxi, then the driver said, “Look mate,…

Fun And Jokes[Best Student In Maths]

In secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I would always be the 1st Or 2nd to be called out. One day, the Maths results were being released and…

Fun And Jokes.

KID: My new bicycle has been stolen! POLICE: When did you notice? KID: This morning. POLICE: Do you have a suspect? KID: Yes, my mum and dad. POLICE: Why do you suspect them? KID: Yesterday at midnight, I heard mum say, “Make it stand so I can sit on it very well.” and dad said,…

Akpos And Girl [Upper West Media].

GIRL: Hello BOY: My love how are you doing? GIRL: I’m fine. BOY: Will you be free this weekend? Can you come to my house? GIRL: I’m so sorry I can’t make it because I will be attending my aunty’s wedding and the next day I’ll be busy, I’m so I guess I’m occupied. BOY:…

Fun And Jokes[Upper West Media].

YOUR FATHER: * Occupation: Civil Servant * Salary: #20,000 * Phone type: Nokia Torch . . YOUR MOTHER: * Occupation: Seamstress * Salary: 10,000 * Phone Type: Tecno Dual sim (China). . . YOU: * Occupation: Nothing * Salary: Nil * Phone Type: Iphone 6 Now tell me the Secret behind your own Success????? Source:…

Fun And Jokes[Upper West Media]

A man stood outside of his house after a bitter fight with his wife, he noticed a crate of beer bottles. He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing, “you are the reason I fight wit my wife”. He smashed the second bottle, “you are the reason I don’t love…