Fun And Jokes[Upper West Media].

Read ‘n’ Comment 1. Why are you counting your money in front of the ATM? Will you return it if it’s incorrect? 2. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in the exam room when the question clearly said “Discuss” 3. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six…

Fun And Jokes (Why Women?)

WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALES? 1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth. 2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch. 3. Male lions don’t eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart. 4. Females human beings spend average 28years of their lives asking for recharge…

Fun And Jokes

An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot? The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

Fun And Jokes

Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,Son: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol on your Mom.”Son: “Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday.” Mother fainted! ************************

Fun And Jokes

A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. *************** ***********************

Doubble Punishment(fun & jokes).

I got 2 an army check point,without slowin down Dey ordered me 2 carry 1000 blocks frm 1 side of D road 2 D other,after carryin 990 blocks I noticed dat their boss was my primary sch mate I went 2 complain 2 him.D boss ws angry wit wat his boys did 2 me,so he…

419 CHAT (Fun & Jokes)

Girls of today: Boy: Hi Girl: What? Boy: How are u? Girl: Do I know u? Boy: I’m rich.. Girl: Oh! Hi. My name is Mary but u can call me “baby” I’m 19 & I stay in Caterpillar junction I love short dark men, especially like u & I’m glad to meet u. So,…

Husband And Wife Saga!

Husband and Wife agreed that whenever they want to have SEX, they will call it ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the children won’t understand. One day,Dad sends Son to tell Mum that he wants to make a ‘PHONE CALL’. Mum replies: tel your Dad that the Network is busy today. Dad replies: tell your MUM that…

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend: SONIA: Baby, How are you doing? AKPOS: I’m fine sweetie and you? SONIA: I’m fine, but I need something from you baby. AKPOS: What do you need sweetie? SONIA: Can you please SEND me 15k? I need to buy some accessories. AKPOS: Sure! No problem sweetie,(Types) k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k.(send)…