A man stood outside of his house after
a
bitter fight with his wife, he noticed a
crate
of beer bottles.
He took out an empty bottle and smashed it
onto the wall swearing, “you are the
reason I
fight wit my wife”.
He smashed the second bottle, “you
are the reason I don’t love my children”.
He smashed the third bottle, “you are
the
reason I don’t have a decent job”.
When he took the fourth bottle, he
realized that the bottle was still sealed and full
of
beer and he said to the bottle, “you
stand
aside, I know you were not involved”.