Man: Grandpa, I am getting married
soon. How
would I know if my wife is a
virgin?
Grandpa: Get a Virginity test kit.
Man: What’s that? Grandpa: Get a Can of Red Paint, a
can
of
Blue Paint and a hammer.
Man: What ? Are you mad?
Grandpa: Paint your right Ball Red and
Left Ball Blue and as you remove
your
underwear, if she says “I have never seen
strange balls like these”, hit her head
with the hammer.