Fun & Jokes…!

Two Teachers were arguing in class
and students were watching.
Other Teachers were trooping in one
after the other.
ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious
and combatant fight teachers maneuverating themselves in the
presence of their pupils.
CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or
I’ll balance your equation with acid and
base.
MATHS TEACHER: please please stop before I divide and subtract your names
from our teachers’ list.
CRS TEACHER: Oh God of Abraham,
forgive them cos they do not know what
they are
doing. ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human
behaviour, I’ll draw a scale of preference
to know who’s at fault.
MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of you lack
voices to win an argument, your phonet is
voiceless, your treble, and your alto lack vocal sound.
HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God of
century 2013 I’ll compare this fight with
that of Iran and Iraq.
BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame
between these two species of Homo sapiens. The knot of your Medula
Oblongata is loosing i
must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis.

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