I’m not guilty sir.

BABA was arrested
by the police and taken to
court.
Magistrate: Mr BABA, you
were arrested on the
expressway for abruptly stopping your car in the
middle of the road and causing
10 other vehicles behind you
to run into one another
thereby
causing damages and injuries, Are you guilty or not?
Mr BABA: I’m not guilty sir. Magistrate:
What is your
defence? Mr BABA: I heard the
national anthem on the
car radio and as a good citizen, i stopped immediately and
stood at
attention… Or has it been amended in d
constitution that
we shld stop paying attention
2 d national anthem? mba magistrate…?

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