Akpos was on the bed with his
wife, sleeping. He dreamt he was in
heaven. When
he got to heaven’s
gate, he met an angel who
started showing him everything. After a while Akpos asked the
angel; can i piss here?. Angel replied ; it’s
not
allowed but you can. A short while later
again,
Akpos asked; can i mess here ?. Angel replied ; it’s not
allowed but you can. Minutes later, again,
Akpos
asked; can i poo here ?. Angel replied ;
it’s not
allowed but you can. Akpos saw a flower and
asked
the angel; can i use the flower
to clean my butt ?. Angel said; it’s not
allowed
but you can. As Akpos was about to use the
flower to clean his butt, a hot
slap landed on his face…. then his Wife
shouted;
you
piss for bed, i no talk, you mess, i leave you, i no talk,
you poo on top bed, i leave
you, i no talk. You now want to use my
wrapper clean your bottom, You dey
mad ?