Fun And Jokes[Upper West Media].

YOUR FATHER:
* Occupation: Civil Servant
* Salary: #20,000
* Phone type: Nokia Torch
.
. YOUR MOTHER:
* Occupation: Seamstress
* Salary: 10,000
* Phone Type: Tecno Dual sim (China).
.
. YOU:
* Occupation: Nothing
* Salary: Nil
* Phone Type: Iphone 6
Now tell me the Secret behind your own
Success?????

Source: Upper West Media

Fun And Jokes[Upper West Media]

A man stood outside of his house after
a
bitter fight with his wife, he noticed a
crate
of beer bottles.
He took out an empty bottle and smashed it
onto the wall swearing, “you are the
reason I
fight wit my wife”.
He smashed the second bottle, “you
are the reason I don’t love my children”.
He smashed the third bottle, “you are
the
reason I don’t have a decent job”.
When he took the fourth bottle, he
realized that the bottle was still sealed and full
of
beer and he said to the bottle, “you
stand
aside, I know you were not involved”.

Fun And Jokes[Upper West Media].

Read ‘n’ Comment
1. Why are you counting your money in
front of the ATM? Will you return it if it’s
incorrect?
2. It amazes me that people are afraid to
talk in the exam room when the question clearly said “Discuss”
3. Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their fathers
are short, potbellied with black protruding
lips…Can’t you be humble like your
mum? 4. If People Can Use “LOL” Without Even
Laughing, Surely They can Use “I Love
You”
Without Even Loving You.
5. You’ve been Engaged since 2010, till
today, you’re still ENGAGED. MY girl, you’re not LORD OF THE RINGS..
please return that “key holder”!
6. Why are babies in the womb for 9
months and aren’t 9 months old when
they
are born? 7. Stupidity is when u have a Land Rover
+
Land Cruiser and still have a Land Lord,
the
landlord will surely not allow you to PARK
your Lands on His Land…