Jane was called by an Unknown
number.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a
boyfriend?
JANE: Yeah.
UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I’m coming so that you’ll
tell me when you grew horns!
Next five minutes later, another
Unknown caller.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a
boyfriend? JANE: No. UNKNOWN: I see you don’t love me.
never knew you were ashamed of me.
JANE: Oh no Sweet heart, I love you. I
thought it was my stupid Dad!
UNKNOWN: It’s not your boyfriend. It’s
still your dad, just wanted to confirm you really have one. Wait for
me! I’m on my way!!! lmao