KID: My new bicycle
has been stolen!
POLICE: When did you
notice?
KID: This morning.
POLICE: Do you have a suspect? KID: Yes, my mum and
dad.
POLICE: Why do you
suspect them? KID:
Yesterday at midnight, I heard mum
say, “Make it stand so I can sit on it very
well.” and dad said,
“Climb up fast
before it falls.” I then heard
mum say, “Push
Slowly, don’t hurt me….what was the
judgement by the cops ?

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